Please appear in my apartment kitchen…now.
I promise to let you stay up late tonight and read with the light on.
I also promise to give you back your Target gift card that I’ve been hoarding.
If you want, I’ll treat you to Cracker Barrel or diner food, because that’s just how we roll together.
I even promise to renew your library books and delete your inbox of +43593408 unread emails today.